Avalanche!

Just had to do a quick post... Price Avalanche at the moment on Bid. Always makes me chuckle.

"the next item is... erm, I don't know what the next item is because Gemma hasn't picked it yet" - sure Mike. [cough] bullshit! [cough]

"Guys, I wouldn't let this price drop below £50. I'm not saying that because I want to bump the prices up" - No of course you are not mike and can you explain why, as a buyer why wouldn't I let the price drop some more? Twat.

Worry Angels.

Wow... Apparently, If you have issues and cant be bothered to wait for a counsellor you can buy these glass angel figures and talk to them. Guaranteed to do fuck all. Might as well go and talk to a lamp.

"if you have problems in your life and you dont want to talk to a counsellor or cant wait to talk to a counsellor you can talk to these, you wont get anything back but you don't need anything back"

Another classic quote from Mike Mason.

Security!

Okay, Lets not beat around the bush here. What a full of crap prick Mike Mason is. He has just introduced a watch that was "brought into the studio by security in a locked case".

Then he goes on to sell this gold toned "crystal encrusted" watch for... Well, lets guess. It was brought in inside a locked case by security. Security wouldn't even let the assistant wear it and "security didn't want to let this go". So, How much for this stunning piece? This piece that is so precious that is apparently kept in a "vault"... £26.50

Except its not £26.50 is it Mike because its also an extra £1.53 for the call and the £7.99 postage, Postage that is never mentioned, because, as well all know, if you don't mention it then it doesn't exist right?

"If this was a Cartier and these were Diamonds it would be worth thousands..." Yes Mike, it would.

"worth £26.50 of anyone's money..." No. it's not. it's horrible pound shop crap mike.

Mike you are a tosser 7 days a week and twice on Sunday's. Get back down the market where you belong.